I’ve been really good this year buddy, so could you do me a solid and let me meet a really nice, smart, open-minded girl with good conversation, an individual sense of style, and some tig ole’s to motorboat? One’s that I wouldn’t be ashamed take to my company Christmas party perhaps? Maybe someone that’ll laugh at my childish jokes and sneeze in my face on purpose...
Quote of the Day
“There are no ugly women in this world, just lazy ones”
Funny how that while i was in school, i only wanted to fuck around with my friends and have fun, since grade school it’s been like that . Now that i’m all done, my desire for mental stimulation, knowledge, and growth have taken great importance in my life. I’ve always been a late bloomer but this time around i’m happy to be one.
“In life, people tend to wait for good things to come to them. And by...
photographic moratorium: unshaven armpits →
and now for something entirely different and beautiful, women’s unshaved underarms. enjoy!
Controlling Weather with Frikkin' Lasers →
this is one of the many reasons i want to work for vice magazine. i’ve always had this dream ever since the eighth grade after reading one of their mags. One day, i will :)
The awkward realization that after a night of intense dreaming and rest-filled sleep I awake to find me spooning a pillow and not a girl…wish this pillow would grow some hair, a smile, and some bewbz